Wednesday, August 09, 2006

Eleven Things I Wonder On August 9, 2006

Why do they bother with plotlines and/or cheesy background music on Skinemax "Intimate Sessions"?

Why are the Red Sox incapable of winning their division?

Where did those silvery-gray hairs on my head come from?

How can I stop being a slave to the billable hour?

If Floyd Landis isn't lying, why is he so fucking laid back about the accusations against him? Show some emotion, man!

What am I going to be when I grow up?

Will I ever see a U.F.O.?

Why are my dreams always bizarre when I eat two bowls of Fruity Pebbles before bed?

Will I ever write a book worth reading?

Is space-time just an illusion -- are we living in a world that has already ceased to exist?

Why does the full moon always make me feel weird?

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

what is it about Pebbles and Betty that get your juices flowing?

Tim said...

I think it's the fact that Betty was getting some on the side with the Great Gazoo who, surprisingly for his size, was quite well endowed, and the fact that Pebbles grew up and turned into quite the little cartoon strumpet. Together, they would be quite formidable.

Anonymous said...

Ahh, but think of poor little Barney (probably size challenged to boot), and what that BIG boy Bam Bam would do to you!

Tim said...

Actually, I heard Barney likes to watch, so no worries there. And didn't you hear? Bam Bam ran off with Daphne from Scooby-Doo two years ago. They're living together in a condo in Venice Beach. It's all very.... ANONYMOUS.

Anonymous said...

What's up? Bloggy gone dry?

Tim said...

No, dear Anonymous. Bloggy no run dry. I think you may somehow have linked this particular entry to your favorites rather than the actual blog www.mind-ambition.blogspot.com. Try typing that into your search bar and you'll see the new entries, of which there are many awaiting more comments. If that's not the problem, try to lighten up a little on the weeds.