Here at M-A, we don't advertise. We don't dance for the Man. We are publicly funded and wholly independent. Let the corporations suck someone else's blood. This is MY space. MY time. MY words. I'm no one's bitch.
Hold on. What's that, Bill?
BILL, a/k/a BLOG SUPERVISOR:
Murmur, murmur, ads, murmur, murmur, need revenue, murmur, you were in Arizona and out of commission for a week, murmur, murmur, too long an absence with no entries, murmur, murmur, didn't know if you were coming back, murmur, murmur, now we need some ads on here, murmur, murmur, like right now, murmur, murmur, or we're taking your blog away, murmur, murmur.
Uh. Okay, well, as I was saying. I really hate advertising and I am NOT anyone's bitch! That said, heh heh, uh, who among us hasn't been entertained from time to time, heh heh, by a uh, funny commercial? Given my lengthy absence last week, and in an effort to keep the revenue flowing until I can post a suitable entry, here are a few of my favorites:
I want to hang with this guy. He totally cracks me up.
This one's been on for awhile, but the "mango salsa" line and caveman death stare still make me smile. (Shout out to H. on this one.)
An oldie but a goodie. Will the baseball season start already?
She's come a long way from "Loco-motion," hasn't she? Dang, y'all!
This one's an ad for the eagerly anticipated iPhone, due out in June, courtesy of Mr. Conan O'Brien. That thing sure is versatile!
Please be kind to my sponsors. I'll be back with a new post right after this commercial break.
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