Friday Funnies

We're starting a new installment here at M-A: Friday Funnies. Each Friday, around 3 p.m., when I've settled into my premature "Weekend Is Here And I Ain't Doin' No Mo' Work, MuddaFuckas!" mode, I will be posting what I believe to be a comical story or video in order to induce a little chuckle, a smiley-face, perhaps even an audible guffaw from you before the Friday night hijinks begin. The positive externality of this, particularly on a week when I've been swamped with work and wholly distracted by baseball, is it will allow me a further reprieve to post something of substance.

So, with that out of the way, today's installment in fact relates to the World Series, which I'm sure no one but me, my dad, and a few select friends in Boston are watching. The Red Sox are currently up two games to zero on the Rockies. They need to win four to take the Series, so they're halfway there. Oh, but my friends, that is much harder than it seems. You see, they are on their way to Colorado for the next three games. The Rockies will be at home, and the place will be rockin' with all those pasty-faced white Colorado people waving their towels around. (Interesting how the towel has become the sports fan's accessory of choice now. It's everywhere. It all started with the yellow and black Terrible Towel back in the Pittsburgh Steelers' glory days in the 70s (which were actually kind of cool), and now we've got these dumbass white towels everywhere. I guess it's better than the stupid Thunderstixx that were trendy a couple of years ago. And my favorite cartoon character, the pot-smoking Towelie from South Park, would be sooo happy.)

Winning those last two games is not as easy as it seems. Just ask the Cleveland Indians, who were just up 3 games to 1 against Boston. They only had to win one more, and they couldn't do it. So my view is that the Red Sox need to go into Colorado and take no prisoners. They need a killer's mentality. They need to put the dagger in to the heart of the bleeding corpse before it turns into a vampire.

MY FRIENDS, THEY NEED TO USE UNNECESSARY FORCE!!!