Friday, December 04, 2009

FF - Attention Walmart Shoppers a/k/a Why I Shop Online

It's that time of year again: Christmastime!!! A time for gathering with family, nestling next to an open fire (or air conditioner, in these days of global warming) with your loved ones, drinking egg nog and reminiscing about Christmases past. It's also a time for SHOPPING for that special someone on your Christmas list. And no one does shopping, no one does CHRISTMAS shopping better than America. With Christmas ads now bombarding our airwaves as early as Halloween, here in America, we can't effing WAIT for the buying to start! Think the economy is a problem? No. Friggin'. Way.

Check this shit out from Black Friday 2009:



Just look at these animals (enjoy the slo-mo and keep an eye out for the lady whose wig falls off)!



Ah, the holidays, how I love them so.

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