Well, as you all know, it's been Stalker Week here at M-A. To end the week in style, I'm continuing with the stalker theme in this edition of Friday Funnies. Here's an oldie but a goodie that I think really captures the loop-dee-loop, eye-twitching, I'm-not-gonna-be-IGNORED spirit of CrazyBitch. Enjoy.
I guess things could be worse.
Promise I'll write about something else next week.
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2 comments:
Like I said last night, boiled bunnies, baby.
I am not amused. Don't make me give you a talkin' to again on this subject. Try to listen to the wise ladies in your life for once - please.
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