Friday, January 11, 2008

FF - Obama Girl

Well, if there's three things I'm passionate about, it's politics, parody, and pulchritudinous women. This week's FF f'n brings it with all three.

As you may recall, a few days ago, we saw a big upset in the New Hampshire Primary. The much-maligned, once-political-juggernaut Hillary Clinton was down and almost out. In last Saturday's debate, she took more punches than a Mike Tyson speedbag. First, from the dashing trial lawyer turned populist John Edwards, then from Mr. Change himself, Barack Obama. But miraculously, Hillary came back from a double-digit deficit to beat Obama by 3 percentage points.

What happens now??? Was Obama just a flash in the pan, the 2008 version of Howard Dean? Did he peak too soon? Does he have the huevos to compete in South Carolina, Nevada, and Michigan?

Oh yes he does. You probably didn't know, but Mr. Obama's been hiding a secret weapon, his version of the Kerry Swift Boat. She's young, she's sexy, she's sassy, and they call her Obama Girl. Here she is, in all her strumpety glory:



Bitch ain't scared of anything. Here she is, taking on Guiliani Girl:



Watch out, Hillary! Obama Girl's comin' to getya!

(Uh... does Michelle Obama know about this?)

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I think Obama can't go the distance. For one thing, there's the Kerry baggage (who in their right mind would want Kerry's endorsement?) And then there is the REAL Obama Girl!!!

Tim said...

Lord knows, I'm a big fan of Jeri Ryan. Big fan. But I disagree that having Kerry's endorsement is baggage. I'm not a big fan of Kerry, but he has years of experience and was the Dems' last candidate for President. Now he's endorsed Obama, who Clinton is saying is too green and lacks experience. I just don't see this as a negative. Obama's still his own man, and it's not like the Kerry people are going to start running his campaign. I think it gives him more political weight, and it would have been damaging if Kerry had gotten behind Clinton and jumped on the "no experience" bandwagon.