What follows is a real life e-mail exchange among my wonderful sisters and I earlier this evening. I have altered nothing except our real names and e-mail addresses and the order of the e-mails for easier reading.
----- Original Message -----
From: Sister T.
Sent: Thursday, September 06, 2007 7:19 PM
To: Sister J.; Brother T.
Subject: Nice.
Nice. My apartment doorbell rang, and since I'm expecting a delivery,
I opened the door with the chain still hooked to see who it was, and a
man tried to push the door open. We struggled so hard that my knee got
scraped from the door as I tried to push it shut and lock it.
The cops are in my building looking for him.
Surprisingly, it was a white jewish man around sixtyish who did it.
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From: Brother T.
To: Sister T.; Sister J.
Sent: Thursday, September 06, 2007 7:29 PM
Subject: RE: Nice.
Jesus Christ. Please be careful. Always use the peep hole.
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From: Sister J.
Sent: Thursday, September 06, 2007 8:28 PM
To: Brother T.; Sister T.
Subject: Re: Nice.
Looks like he wanted to show you his matzo balls.
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Draw your own conclusions.
